So as I'm totally unable to write the post that I want to write, I give you the awesomeness that is Mr Pricklepants instead.
Himself will now be known from herein, as Mr Pricklepants just for the "I'm trying to stay IC" line. And because having threatened mock him openly on my blog I feel honour bound to keep my promise. Darling, are you glad that I'm showing enough restraint not to name and shame you (and your blog) during as part of my mockery? *evil giggle*
Seriously though, go and watch this film and try not to cry. I bitched and whinged about going to see it and was sobbing at the end.